please press one

it's 3 am and we're still in the office. it has been quite a havoc day. it was totally crowded earlier with talents everywhere lingering in the office and the non-stop phone calls asking for the goddamn directions. despite giving them the directions, some could even drive all the way to bandar utama instead to damansara heights! unbelievable. at times i wonder what the hell were they thinking. sigh. it's so frustrating answering calls especially when there's casting in the office. argh. i wish we had an answering machine that goes :

hello.. welcome to film base... unfortunately all of our operators are busy at the moment. if you're looking for directions please press 1. please choose the destination that you're coming from.
press 1: if you're coming from bandar utama or NKVE
press 2: if you're coming from LDP
press 3: if you're coming from KL
press 4 : if you're coming from bangsar
and if you're at none of the destination above you could either drive all the way to one of the destination mentioned or if you don't like it you can fuck off. thank you for calling.

che wah. how i wish we could say that. hahaha. they came in for casting, maybe bringing their brains along but some left their eyes at home. asking questions 'where is the form'. harlow. it's on the coffee table. LOOK FOR IT. maybe they were blinded with the shades that they were wearing, mind you in the office. people, posers..maybe we could post 'please do not disturb film base employees with your petty, unnecessary questions.'

something to brighten our day. this could be photoshop already. who cares. i don't. do you? even if you did care, i don't give two shites.